trans people do not owe you their backstory. they do not owe you their deadname, their pre-transition pictures, their coming out story, their heartache. trans people who are stealth are not “tricking” you, trans people who are open about it are not “faking”. there is no one trans experience, no specific narrative trans people have to fit.
also, if you’re trans, i love you! remember to drink some water today.
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
THERES MORE THIS POST JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER 😂😂😂
-From experience-
My Cat, 1AM: Father has abandoned me. It has been weeks and weeks since his snoring began in the room I cannot enter. Clearly I shall perish, but first I shall scream at him from the door, hoping he awakes; perhaps if I thrust myself bodily upon the door–
Me, startling awake to the door being banged by a screaming cat: Go play with something else kitten!
Cat: shame on you. Shame on your house. Thou hast thrust me into a barren waste. I simply wish to curl up on you. The myriad of toys and food out here are naught to me, but for your warmth.
Me *relents*, leaving the door open.
Wakes up to kitten clawing it’s way across my chest in the middle of zoomies at 3AM.
ᴋᴀᴡᴀʜ ɪᴊᴇɴ (ʙʟᴜᴇ ᴠᴏʟᴄᴀɴᴏ) ɪɴᴅᴏɴᴇsɪᴀ
ᴛᴜʀǫᴜᴏɪsᴇ ɪᴄᴇ: ʟᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴀɪᴋᴀʟ-ʀᴜssɪᴀ
sᴜᴘᴇʀᴄᴇʟʟ sᴛᴏʀᴍ
ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ғʟᴀsʜ sᴜɴsᴇᴛ
sɴᴏᴡ ᴄʜɪᴍɴᴇʏ: ᴍᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴇʀʙᴜs-ᴀɴᴛᴀʀᴛɪᴄᴀ
sᴋʏ ᴘᴜɴᴄʜ
sᴛʀɪᴘᴇᴅ ɪᴄᴇʙᴇʀɢs:ᴀɴᴛᴀʀᴛɪᴄᴀ
ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴘɪʟʟᴀʀs
sᴀʟᴀʀ ᴅᴇ ᴜʏᴜɴɪ (ʀᴇғʟᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴛ) ʙᴏʟɪᴠɪᴀ
ᴍᴀᴇʟsᴛʀᴏᴍ
ᴇʏᴇ ᴏғ sᴀʜᴀʀᴀ:ᴍᴀᴜʀɪᴛᴀɴɪᴀ
ғɪʀᴇ ʀᴀɪɴʙᴏᴡ
ᴘᴏʀᴏʀᴏᴄᴀ (ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴡᴀᴠᴇ) ᴀᴍᴀᴢᴏɴ ʀɪᴠᴇʀ-ʙʀᴀᴢɪʟ
ᴀᴜʀᴏʀᴀ ʙᴏʀᴇᴀʟɪs
ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʜᴏʟᴇ:ʙᴇʟɪᴢᴇ
ʀᴀɪɴʙᴏᴡ ᴇᴜᴄᴀʟʏᴘᴛᴜs ᴛʀᴇᴇs
sᴛᴏɴᴇ ғᴏʀᴇsᴛ:ᴍᴀᴅᴀɢᴀsᴄᴀʀ
ᴄᴀᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍʙᴏ ʟɪɢʜᴛɴɪɴɢ (ɴᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ sᴛᴏʀᴍ) ᴠᴇɴᴇᴢᴜᴇʟᴀ
ᴍᴀᴍᴍᴀᴛᴜs ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅs
ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ʀᴀɪɴʙᴏᴡ
ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴄʀᴏᴘ ᴄɪʀᴄʟᴇs
ʙɪᴏʟᴜᴍɪɴᴇsᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀᴠᴇs
ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ ɢʟᴏʀʏ ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅs
ᴠᴏʟᴄᴀɴɪᴄ ʟɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ
ɴᴀᴄʀᴇᴏᴜs ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅs
ʀᴀɪɴʙᴏᴡ ᴍᴏᴜɴᴛᴀɪɴs:ᴄʜɪɴᴀ
ʟᴇɴᴛɪᴄᴜʟᴀʀ ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅ
moments when grls r Extra pretty :
• the lil smile when they put on blush
• tying up their hair - bonus points if she pulls out a few strands at the front to frame her face
• putting on lotion - bonus if she rubs some on your hands cuz she took too much
• pulling their hair out from under a scarf or jacket
• when there’s like stray glitter on their faces ? shimmer blush ? eyeshadow ? who knows but it’s angelic
• wearing Anything that is too big for them. in general - 2x bonus if it’s yours
• when they receive a hot drink and hold it with both hands and just sort of put their face right up close to it
Hey, so here’s the entire 30 minute speech Biden gave instead of just 15 seconds.
The entire speech is eloquent and accessible. This isn’t a fake video. But this is the *one time* in that entire thirty minutes that he stumbled over his words.
Y'all ever done public speaking before? I have. I defy you to last five minutes without stumbling over your words, even with a teleprompter, much less last thirty minutes. And Biden is someone who has struggled with a stutter his whole life.
The point Biden is trying to make is that we are on track to have more American deaths in one year than in any other year since the 1918 pandemic.
So what is OP’s goal in posting this video? To take out the few seconds out of thirty minutes where Biden stumbled? To make you feel like Biden is an incapable, feeble old man?
Nah bro. Fuck OP. OP only wants to scare you for whatever reason by cherry picking. Don’t trust like that.
It’s one thing to criticize him on his policies (and I mean his actual, current policies, because a lot of people on here seem to have done zero research on what those policies actually are,) or his character, and quite another to make fun of his disability.
I have ADD and fibromyalgia. ADD alone makes talking sometimes difficult. Add to that the fact that one of the side effects for my fibromyalgia medication is difficulty talking, some days are rough speaking days for me, even if I’m reading aloud.
By making fun of this, you’re not only ableist and ageist, you’re a fucking asshole. And you’re sending a message to neuro atypical and disabled people that you don’t give a shit about them despite constantly proclaiming how Left and Woke you are.
Do fucking better.
All of this AND a reminder that foreign governments are spreading misinformation to try to influence this election, so please question everything and do your own damn research from reliable sources.
Rule of thumb - if it is an excerpt, video or print either, I promise you it has been cut to be either VERY favorable or VERY unforgivable. This is the way of politics. Find the full, read/watch it, and then figure out who profits but the cut version.
The initiative was begun by Ashley Scott and Renee Walters, two Black women who wanted to build a safe space for their own families.
Seneca Village was founded in 1825 by free African Americans, at its peak the community had 264 residents, three churches, a school, and two cemeteries. It was all ripped away and torn down to create Central Park.
Black Wall Street was one of the most prosperous African American communities with hotels, doctors, lawyers, dentists, its own school system, post office, bank, hospital. 35 city blocks were set on fire and 300 people killed.
And so many more Black communities destroyed.
#FreedomGeorgia #BlackLivesMatter #BlackGirlMagic
Anonymous asked:
The worst actor ever twitter(.)com/Poptronus/status/1304012551877988352
fratboykate answered:
Imagine being this bad lmao. At least Alycia took a bullet properly. Blob can’t relate.
dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou
theherblifee
I cried reading this its so sad we are even still here and we have much left to do. Go vote please its just the beginning.
